Friday, July 08, 2005

"The Gitmo Award" - Madonna


"The Gitmo Award" hands down goes to Madonna for her performance at Live 8 this past Saturday. We thank you for giving us material that we can use to torture the Gitmo detainees. Your performance can only be described as ear drum splitting...as such it can be employed quite handily to break these terrorists and gain useful information to protect America.

Madonna...just one word for you..."Retirement". You might want to give it a thought. In place of that...perhaps a vow of silence. Anyway...thanks for the material...and congratulations!

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